Client
Thanks to Paul, my 4 year old son who I have been beating mercilessly to a pulp thanks to my experience with fighting meth addicts has finally been returned to me after being taken away because of "Child Protective Services". Look, I'm no perfect mother, but sometimes you just gotta beat your child in with a few bruises, bone fractures, and all that you know? I've had a lot of people telling me what a horrible person I am and how unfit I am to be a mother. Multiple psychologists and caretakers worked against me to tell the judge just how bad it would be for me to be near him, but after a quick little 1 on 1 'session' with the judge, he gave me and my child justice. All in all, I would say 5 stars for this judge, but I'm deducting 1 star because he tasted a bit weird.